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Your Trash-Sorting Future Under the Coming Garbage Gestapo

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DENVER — The sponsors of The Big Tent are definitely taking good care of us bloggers at the Democratic National Convention this week. Bloggers are provided three free meals a day, free smoothies, and after around 1 p.m. free beer.

This doesn’t even include all the purveyors of organic snack products roaming around offering samples. Organic chocolate is a little grainy, but still quite delicious. The only problem is that everything mentioned above comes in some sort of packaging. That’s when you run into the trash police. Whenever you want to throw something away you are confronted with this:
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Before you can dispose of anything you must first sort each of your unwanted items into one of three categories: trash, recycling or compost. Think those are easily determinable? Do you know what bin the papery metallic wrapper your organic chocolate bar wrapper belongs in? If it is not obvious, each sign has a list to explain:

Does that clear things up? No? Don’t worry. Each trash station also has a helpful volunteer to tell you which products go in which bins. But don’t expect to always get the same answers from different volunteers.

Of course, if I drop the lid of my organic fair trade Greek yogurt into the wrong bin, the worst I’ll get here is a dirty look. The situation is a little more “progressive” in San Francisco, where the city’s Department of the Environment is moving to establish a garbage police that will shift through citizens trash and fine offenders of the city’s mandatory recycling policy $1,000 per offense.

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5 Comments

August 28, 2008 Bud W, writes:

Good for the Garbage Gestapo idea etc. etc. People are notoriously lazy and just don’t get it. It’s a shame, but if it isn’t enforced by government edict then selfish people should have to pay which is the only thing they will understand. If you don’t want to recycle, refuse to buy the product. The packaging and recycling industries have a lot to do yet under the tutelege of Uncle Sam!

August 28, 2008 Superpants writes:

Ya, it’s so difficult to keep track of three things. Or to read the number on the bottom of a bottle. That’s why I just throw stuff out on the street or my yard. Take that San Fransisco!

August 28, 2008 10ftUnderH2O writes:

Is Algore gonna check my trash? I didn’t think so…by the way BudW, bet u r from Friscoville…you sound brainwashed…

November 26, 2008 Recycling writes:

There are garbage sorting technologies out there to utilize. I don’t understand why governments are so slow to act and expect us to do all the work. Why do we even pay taxes? I found this sorting system just other day. http://www.wstinc.com.

November 26, 2008 atlantalisa writes:

BudW,
Will you be happy when the government helps you wipe you rear too?

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